Owl Winchester

Hero of Crime

Owl Winchester, AKA Owl the Caped, AKA, The Hero of Crime. Why the hero of crime? I can not tell that due to an odd set of rules known as the law.

I am a Female Winged Kitsune.

Likes: Sci-Fi, Comics, Dogs

Dislikes: Wizards, Fake-out deaths, Time

Samus Winchester

Assistant of crime

Helper is my right-hand woman, organising meetings, screening calls, getting objects from the top shelf and most importantly helping to plan {REDACTED].

Helper is Cyborg, this first started when she replaced her right arm with a prosthetic after she lost it, I have no fucking idea how by the way, she just walks in one day with her stump poorly bandaged up and says “I was trying something and it didn’t work”.

She now has replaced all 4 limbs with prosthetics that are natural-looking, unlike her first arm. Then a few weeks later she scoops out her right eye and gets a prosthetic one leaving her original eye in a jar on a counter in the damn kitchen for weeks! Now she has replaced her heart with an Iron-Man style, prosthetic heart which glows so bright you can see her ribs.

Her grey skin is not caused by her cybernetic parts, as I thought for weeks, her skin changed from a caucasian skin tone to grey after a week she installed the prosthetic heart. But no, she tells me after she has a bad reaction to some garlic bread, “Oh, yeah, I forgot about the Vampirism… Oh, Did I not tell you? The cybernetics were killing me so I had to splice some vampire DNA to mine.” For weeks I thought she was going through a goth phase but no, she’s been a vampire the whole time.

Sorry, this was meant to be a profile but it turned into a rant.